The cast page. Now you'll know who the hell is who.
Name: Kris
Quote: "I hate my life."
Bio: Kris started his life as a young boy. He wandered around aimlessly, until one day, in High School he met Matt. Kris found Matt interesting, and provocative, but still hated him. Kris hated everyone... Everyone was so cruel to him. But yet, Matt seemed to be endurable. So, Kris stayed with Matt, ensuring that they have many adventures together, and kick a lot of ass.
Kris has always tried to be a helpful person, but sometimes his extreme hatred for everyone takes over him. Kris has this uncanny knack to always get screwed over, regardless of the scenario. Regardless of how absurd the outcome is. Kris will always get it.
Name: Matt
Quote: "I'm so good it hurts"
Bio: Matt was born into a high ranking mafia family. After his father was busted at the local laundry mat where he based his operations, the Department of Human Services gave Matt to a family that was much less mafia-oriented. Matt wandered aimlessly through his childhood years, but with a more aimful manner than Kris. He eventually met up with Kris, who looked like he needed a friend. Much to his dismay, Matt found that he would soon be that friend. Together they have many adventures, and yes, kick a lot of ass.
Though he will often seem insensative, distant, uncaring and just plain bad-ass, deep down inside he has feelings, somewhere there. Matt isn't the brightest bulb in the pack and this is often used against him.
Name: Lance
Quote: "This is war! Casualties are to be had!"
Bio: Lance is a veteran of the 3,000 years war. That between the humans, and the Bunny Rabbits. Unfortunately for him, his hands were gnawed off by a group of savage rabbits. In a desperate attempt to stop the bleeding, two drills were placed in either of his hands. The war has ended, with the humans as the victors, but certain losses happened. Lance still lives in the war, and thinks nearly everyone he sees, is a bunny... the enemy.
If you want to hear a non midi version (Mp3) of a person's theme, get in contact with Kris or Matt. And usually they will send it to you.